I lose

Not only did I not wake up feeling fantastic, I also slept like crap last night because Owen kept waking up. I have no idea what time Steve came to bed last night, but he's being a total ass right now, bitching that everyone is making so much noise because Owen was talking in his crib. Oh, I'm so sorry sir, we didn't mean to disturb you. But since you're up, why don't you get up with your kid so that I, the one who is sick, can get some sleep and not feel like shit on Christmas Day. What? You can't? Gee, that's too bad. Here I was thinking he was your kid too.

I'm in ur bloodstream, clogging ur arteriez

I'm eating an entire Red Baron pizza by myself right now. And I'm washing it down with Pepsi. I'm so healthy.